After Mastering Pheasant, Tim Walz Gives Duck Hunting a Try

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  1. Tim Walz crouches twixt shade and blind
    With guns and gadgets of every kind
    This nonsensical man
    With pluck and luck
    Is hoping to outwit a duck.

    Yes, I recognize that I owe Ogden Nash an apology.

  2. Tim Walz waltzes into the field
    appearing befuddled and out of place
    searching for some sort of yield
    while he attempts to hold face

    Tis the first day of the season
    Tampon Tim stands on a stump
    while espousing many reasons
    for all to support President Trump

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