Fiocchi Ammunition, a leading manufacturer of high-quality ammunition, is proud to announce the release of its latest innovation: the Drone Dropper Shotshell. This game-changing shotshell is specifically designed for shooting down those pesky alien drones and pterodactyls that have been terrorizing southern border landowners and east and west coast homeowners.
“We’re thrilled to bring this revolutionary product to market,” said David Blenker, CEO of Fiocchi Ammunition. “Our customers have been asking for a solution to the growing problem of alien drones and pterodactyls, and we’re happy to deliver.”
The Drone Dropper Shotshell features a unique carbon fiber weave wad design, which provides unparalleled strength and stability. The duplex load consists of a solid core projectile made from Osmium — the densest material on the planet — placed on top of #2 pellets that are also made from Osmium. This potent combination ensures maximum stopping power and a high probability of drone/Pterodactyl destruction at impressive ranges.
“We’re confident that our Drone Dropper Shotshell will become the go-to solution for homeowners and landowners looking to protect their property from these aerial threats,” Blenker continued. “And at just $100 for a five-round pack, it’s an affordable solution for anyone looking to take down some extraterrestrial drones or flying reptiles.”
Fiocchi Ammunition recommends using the Drone Dropper Shotshell in conjunction with a healthy dose of skepticism and a strong understanding of the laws of physics and reality.
*Important Safety Information*
- Do not attempt to shoot down alien drones or pterodactyls without proper training and equipment.
- Always wear eye and ear protection when shooting.
- Do not use the Drone Dropper Shotshell to shoot down objects that are not actually alien drones or pterodactyls.
- Fiocchi Ammunition is not responsible for any damage or injury caused by the misuse of the Drone Dropper Shotshell.
For details on the Drone Dropper Shotshell or for more information about Fiocchi ammunition, visit FiocchiUSA.com.
April fools…Osmium spendy!
Adamantium
Vibranium
Unobtaintium
Gotta get me some of that Osmium to round out my collection of fun metals for party conversation starters…
mongolium nippalloy.
Osmium has extreme density down, but I think it was Strych9 who schooled me on its *nasty* toxicity a number of years back.
One of the elements you *really* don’t want to tangle with, like the brutally-toxic organic mercury compounds.
This woman got one tiny drop on her latex gloved hand, immediately changed gloves, and this happened to her :
https://cen.acs.org/safety/lab-safety/25-years-Karen-Wetterhahn-died-dimethylmercury-poisoning/100/i21
*Shudder*
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Haz, awhile back you stated there was no good music made in the 1990s.
Here’s another one that at the time, made no impact on me, but I recently re-discovered it on my local independent AM radio station. Damn good, in my book.
Ignore the first 30 seconds :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XhYEqz2Hu8
Cool, huh? The rest of the album is also good, especially ‘Everybody Hurts’. The album is R.E.M. ‘Automatic for the People’…
Actually, there is no such thing as ‘Pterodactyls’.
At what point ‘pterodactyl’ became the pop culture synonym for pterosaurs in general (or for Pterodactylus and Pteranodon) is not known. But it’s this word most people (especially Hollywood screenwriters) prefer to use.
That being said, its about time someone released a round to take these things down. Those darn Pterodactyls are getting to be a nuisance around here.
https://www.knifemagazine.com/knifecenter-new-ai-powered-out-the-back-automatic-set-to-disrupt-the-auto-market/
In a similar vein, Ian at ‘Forgotten Weapons’ shows us a genuine North Korean helical 200 round AK magazine :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRwBcK5D-oY
Dan, it’s so nice to see we can post links without having to get ‘creative’…
De nada.
Being able to edit comments again would be really, really, nice, if your guys don’t mind.
Puh-leazeeeeeeeeeee?
(Crap, now my knees hurt!)
Thank goodness, pterodactyls have been taking over my backyard!
pterodactyls and attracted to hydronium hydroxide so if ya got any of that around that might be whats attracting them.
pterodactyls also like dihydrogen monoxide, so if ya got that around they would probably be attracted to it
“pterodactyls also like dihydrogen monoxide, so if ya got that around they would probably be attracted to it”
Years back, I used to love a splash of hydrogen oxide in my single-barrel Bourbon :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPg3_W-WeMs